and here we have an email I have been sending to a lot of people today!

Hello all,

We, Jackie Todd and Sid Branca, your new editors over at Vita Excolatur, the University of Chicago sex magazine, need your help. We are hard at work, planning to bring Vita back to life, as it were, after its tragic fall into chaos and disarray. We are looking for writers, photographers, editors, and models, as well as those interested in layout, advertising, public relations, and financial management. We are looking for you, even if you have no idea what you can do to help.

For example!:

For the upcoming O-ISSUE, we are assembling a very private map. We need your anonymous stories of unusual and titillating locations for sexy times in Hyde Park. Feel free to provide the full anecdote or amusing advice, or simply "the ledge on the University side of Pick Hall".

Additionally, to mark the Dawning of a New Era currently underway at Vita Excolatur, we propose a change in nomenclature. We have changed staff, policy, quality and attitude so thoroughly that it is only appropriate for us to HAVE A NEW NAME. And you, dear readers, are hereby called to offer up your suggestions!

Please do send any and all ideas and questions to the Vita staff email, vita.excolatur@gmail.com, or to myself or Jackie Todd. We'd love to hear from you.